One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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