Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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