I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Randomize
