It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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