You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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