But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
