i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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