It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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