yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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