Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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