Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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