I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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