Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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