Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
