I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You don't make any sense
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