So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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