check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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