508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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