im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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