That's intense
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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