told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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