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she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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