ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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