No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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