went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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