My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize