Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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