And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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