that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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