Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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