am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Damn victory sex feels great
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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