so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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