well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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