Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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