Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
we should paint friendship bongs
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