I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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