i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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