You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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