I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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