I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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