It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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