Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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