Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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