I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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