I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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