4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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