Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
last night I used snow as a chaser
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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