I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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