Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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