We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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