Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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