He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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