SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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